INSTALLING HUSBAND - A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, whic h operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NASCAR 5.0, GOLF 3.0 and HOCKEY 4.1.
Conversation 80 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system..
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail..
What can I do?
Reply
Dear Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, whileHusband 1.0 is anOperating System.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applicationsJewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can causeHusband 1.0 to default toSilence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download theSnoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1..0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
